Crossover: Fullmetal Alchemist + Ranma 1/2: The Crack Mary Sue from Hell!!

Title: The Crack Mary-Sue from HELL.
Pairing: Al x Azusa?, Al x Armstrong statue?, Implied Roy x Al
Rating: PG for swearing.
Genre: CRACK. That’s what this is. Pure crack.
Timeline: I don’t know. I just don’t know…
Warning: Ranma ½ and FMA crossover. Yes, you heard me. And dresses. And pink. And Alphonse IN pink and dresses. And teddy bear suits. If you’re frightened by this description please LEAVE NOW. Azusa alone might be enough to destroy your sanity. Too many Ranma episodes and too much FMA fanfiction rots your brain. Seriously. This fic will prove it to you.
Disclaimer: FMA is not mine. Neither is Ranma. So please, please, PLEASE don’t sue me!
Summary: Sometimes, it doesn’t pay to smoke the crack pipe. That is all. 

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Alternate Universe: Hughes x Alfons--"Just Like"...

Title: Just Like...
Pairing: Maes Hughes x Alfons Heiderich
Genre: Sap, omgcute
Rating: G
Notes 1: This takes place in an AU in which Alfons is in Amestris, Gracia is dead, Hughes is alive, and Hughes and Alfons live in Central with Elysia.
Notes 2: For caitlinneko, who wanted me to write a Hughes x Alfons fic with the prompt "Pie"


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AU: The Day Alfons Lost His Wings (Part 1 of 2)

The first fic in my Angel!Verse.

Title:  The Day Alfons Lost his Wings
Pairing: EdxAngel!Alfons
Rating: G (For this part)
Genre: Humor (for this part)
Timeline: Post-movie…sort of.
Dedication: For hikaru_9for (a very late) Valentine’s Day. Happy V-day! ^_~
Warning: For this part? None.
Disclaimer: FMA is not mine. I just use the characters for my amusement sometimes.
Summary: For a man who didn’t believe in God, Ed sure as hell bitched at him a lot…especially after Alfons died. God couldn’t take it anymore—he had to shut him up for good. 


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Higurashi → transferred out

Fic post

Fanfiction Title: "Mishap on the Highseas"
Author: caitlinneko
Pairing: Edward/Alfons (plus side pairings, likely to include: RoyAl Hughes/Ed, etc...but in later chapters)
Genre: Adventure/Romance/Crack?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack-ish AU.
Notes: Written for inuyashanohime. Credit for the title also goes to her, because I'm incompetent...
Summary: "He had been travelling for a week or two, with scarcely any human contact, now, and he had run out of food a couple of days previous, and so he was rather excited to find that the small town near the ocean."
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Crossover: Fullmetal Alchemist + Star Ocean 2

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist the Movie: Conqueror of Shamballa + StarOcean: The Second Story
inuyashanohime, AKA Jennifer Darknight
1: Transform
Pairing: Alfons Heiderich X Precis F. Neumann
Timeline: Takes place mid-game Star Ocean 2, after the Lacour Tournament of Arms but before going to the Hoffman Ruins. Opera and Ashton are both in the party (I take creative liberties. So sue me. XD).
I own nothing. Don’t sue, okay? ^_~
Warnings: Slight (playful) Rena bashing.
Even after appearing alone on Expel with no hope of ever returning home…even after going on this wacky science-fiction-esque journey to investigate the sorcery globe…even after finding that his disease had been cured long ago by Rena’s powerful healing light…even after learning to stand on his own and live without the shadow of death hanging over his shoulders…Alfons still couldn’t tell when Rena changed her attitude to get him to like her, because the only one he really wanted to see him was…
Notes: All 30 themes of mine are going to be related oneshots, so there will be things that are mentioned in previous themes that will be mentioned in later ones, so please don’t be confused. The timeline is mentioned in the description so that fans of the game will be able to follow along without getting lost…though the oneshots don’t give away too many spoilers so those who aren’t fans of the game can follow along too. This is under the impression that it was in fact Alfons who met Rena in the Shingo forest in the beginning of the game (heretofore replacing Claude).
Note 2: This is for the claim I have going on 30_cracks.


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Welcome to the fullmetal_crack community!

It's good to see you all here! Well...whoever decided to stop by anyway. We don't have anything up right now (it's a brand new comm--I just made it today!), but I'm hoping to have some stuff up within the next few days. 

Just make sure you read the rules on the Userinfo before posting, and then have fun! 

Well...that's it for now.

Inuyashanohime (AKA: Jennifer Darknight) Signing off!